Lucky Dawg!

As you know, I've only recently gotten back into making music. I'm thinking about doing a cover version of Emerson, Lake & Palmer's "Lucky Man"...



...but I'm not sure about my new lyrics, yet:


I have big ballses
And Ladies by the score
All dressed in Latex
And drooling on the floor...

Oooh, what a Lucky Dawg I am!
Oooh, what a Lucky Dawg I am!

Anastasia* and Jewell*
They make up my bed
A lube-covered mattress
On which I get laid...

Oooh, what a Lucky Dawg I am!
Oooh, what a Lucky Dawg I am!

(Tearing it up on the solo... TommyO!)

I go out to score
For my Country** and my King**
Of my Honor**, and my Glory**
The Ladies do sing!

Oooh, what a Naughty Man I am!
Oooh, what a Naughty Man I am!

The Mistress*** has found me
My sweat runs, as I try
But no pleading can save me
So I lie down and comply...

Oooh, what a Lucky Dawg I am!
Oooh, what a Lucky Dawg I am!

That doesn't sound quite right, now does it? Please give me your honest opinion!

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*Or replace with your favorite Fetish Goddesses
**Cannot be shown here, unless I wanna lose my PG-rating...
***Please don't tell Aradia, Isabella, Jean, Nicolette, Rubberdoll or Sara about this... or else I'm in deep doo-doo!