Showing posts with label the magmasonic man. Show all posts
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Saturday, January 26, 2008

So You Wanted To Know More About...

Okay, after receiving countless inquiries, with people wanting to know more about me, what I look like, where I live, etc., I've decided to be brave and peek out of my cave for a bit.

It is true: I am a hermit. (Hermann can confirm that... and, once again, he did not deliver any milk today...)

And I do live in a cave (with high speed Internet access). Look:


Man, the acoustics are great in here...ere...ere!

No need for an expensive confusion reverb...erb...erb...

Saturday, January 19, 2008

First New Tune In Ages

When I made the choice to completely focus on my artistic side upon my return to Germany, I had "soundscapes of epic proportions" in mind, and I still do for the MagmaSonic project, to which this domain is the "home on the web".

However, the first new tune that "came out of me in ages" was something completely different. Maybe my new (and at the same time very old) surroundings "infected me with the Volksmusik bug", maybe my SillyGene(ius)® (which has taken over completely) is responsible. We may never know... ;-)

It all started one day, when I was walking through the streets of Sleepytown, Germany (the small mountain village where I grew up), and all of a sudden, I had some lyric fragments and a melody for an oompah tune popping into my mind. (That's popping... not pooping... even though that would work for me, too... creative mind fertilizer, you know?)

Then the fine folks over at the Production forums "foolishly" encouraged me to enter the song contest on their site, even though I was so totally not ready, yet, for any "serious" music. I was eventually going to do a cover version of my favorite Bob Seger tune "Turn the Page", but that would have had to wait until 2008. So I resorted to bugging an old band buddy of mine from 30 years back, who has had a nice recording studio for many years and lives just a stone throw away. Armed with the more-or-less completed lyrics and the melody in my head, we sat down one day shortly before the end of 2007 to record this fun-spirited little oompah tune (with a touch of techno sprinkled in for good measure) in a matter of about 3-4 hours. Now get ready for this tune to get stuck in your head for days, once you listen to it. You have been warned! ;=)

Stream it from here:

http://www.myspace.com/sillytworocks

Or download it from here:

http://soundclick.com/share?songid=6116074

What you hear is really me singing there. Yup, I have no shame! ;=)

We layered my voice about 10 times to make it sound like a whole "gang of beer drinkers" singing there. (A little trick my ole band buddy adapted from Queen: "Mama-mia, mama-mia, mama-mia, let me go! Magnifico-oh-oh!" Insert some serious headbanging here...)

Oh, and I did "channel my inner Heino" (a once very popular german oompah music singer) when I conjured up the appropriate singing style for "Bier für Mir!"

There is a whole slew of funny remixes in the works that shall start seeing the light of day as soon as I have finished optimizing and fine-tuning my computer recording workstation. So stay tuned for more "Beer for Me!"

What? You already wanna know more about those remixes now? Okay, here are a few teasers.

First up, the full-length version of "the original", with another one or two raunchy verses and lots of gimmicky sound effects. (I can already hear this version coming out of every tent this Octoberfest in Munich!)

Next up: a "Germlish" remix, with a German-English word salad the likes of which the world has never witnessed... ;=)

Also in the works: a Japenglish karaoke remix! With all new Japenglish lyrics: "Sake and Shiitake, Hai, Kampai!"(This version is the mega-hit in the Japanese download charts this year, and still in 2009! I can already see the staggering download numbers in perfect clarity!)

And then there's the "Alm-mighty" remix... ("Alm" is the German word for a mountain meadow where them cows graze... there are a lot of Alms in the Alps, so prepare yourself for Alphorns in this remix... Toooooot! ;+)

After I've brushed up on my rusty Spanish skills, the tune shall receive the Spanglish remix treatment, too. "Cerveza por Mesa!"

Maybe I should do a Frenglish remix, too. My girlfriend always tells me that my French is very good, and I don't even speak the language... ;+)

And for those who can't get enough of "vocal acrobatics": I'm also creating an a-capella / vocalizer remix, with just my voice filling in for all the instruments. (Yup, Bobby McFerrin has been a great teacher! Thanks, Bobby, and "don't worry, I'm happy"!) Now is the perfect time to figure out how my shiny new E-Mu sampler, the mighty fine Emulator X2, actually works...

Once all those remixes are done and the endless stream of cash from all those downloads around the globe starts flooding in, it should be about time to start touring with "The Stumbling BeerBunnies®". Participating in the Calgary Stampede on July 4 seems like a good starting point for our world tour. What, you never heard of "The Stumbling BeerBunnies®"?

Well, witness "history in the making" here...

(Please note: don't drink any beverages while reading those posts... I won't clean up your computer monitor for you! ;+)

Friday, December 14, 2007

A Trip Down Memory Lane

How did John Lennon put it? "Life is what happens while you are making plans." Or something along those lines...

My, my... time certainly flies while life is happening. It practically seems like yesterday when "I got my first real six-string" and set out to become a "rock god". (See Mr. Adam's "Summer of '69" for details about how that turned out.) Yet, that was over 30 years ago...

Going back even further for a moment: In my early teens, I got electrocuted by the first tube-based stereo amplifier I built from old tube radios that people had put curbside, and I was "hooked" on electronics gear ever since. ;)

When the "rock god thing" didn't pan out, my next goal was to become a Tonmeister, but I found out quickly that -- due to a lack of formal classical instrument training -- that door was closed to me. So I did the next best thing and became an electronics engineer, always keeping my love for music alive as a hobby.

Around the time I held my graduation papers in my hands, I added one of the very first keyboards equipped with a MIDI interface to my growing instrument collection: a Crumar Bit One. I loved its rich, analog sounds, and the fact that I could control it with precise parameters that I could store internally and recall at any time.

It wasn't until a few years later that I actually got a computer with a MIDI interface - an Atari ST - that could do something with its (very basic) MIDI implementation, but not without the proper software.

So the time had come for C-Lab's Notator, a (for its time) quite advanced MIDI sequencer program that even could print scores! Very cool! (BTW: That software is the great-granddaddy of today's Apple Logic.)

Notator couldn't really do much with my Crumar Bit One (because of its very limited, first-generation MIDI implemention), so the desire for more (MIDI-)capable gear arose. Enter the Roland MT-32 - the first sound module compatible with the General MIDI (GM) standard. By today's quality standards, that unit probably qualifies only as a "white noise generator", but back then I was so impressed with its sounds: the strings, the church organ, and let's not forget: Shakuhachi forever! :)

Of course, there was always something better lurking around the corner, and soon the amazing sounds of the MT-32 were seriously topped by one of Ray Kurzweil's first instrument creations: the stunningly realistic-sounding Kurzweil K-1000.

Of course, there had to be a way to mix the audio outputs of all three devices, and enjoying being on "the leading edge" (sometimes "the bleeding edge" was more like it), I opted for one of the first computer-controlled mixers (the very first?) - a Doepfer CCM. It was a DIY kit, so it was time to get my soldering gear busy. When it was finally built, a second Atari computer had to be added to run its (sluggish) control program.

Despite all the shortcomings (by today's standards), it was "the coolest thing on the block", and one could even make great-sounding music with the whole setup.

Still, somehow my interest waned, once the whole computer-based recording studio was built, and my busy job also left me with less and less time to get creative with it.

The MT-32's big brother, the Roland D-110, got added to the mix a couple years later when it came out, and while it was a huge improvement over the MT-32, all my gear started seeing less and less action, collecting dust, and eventually got auctioned off on eBay for pennies on the dollar.

For quite a few years, I thought I was done with my once so beloved hobby. General disenchantment with what the big music conglomerates had been churning out since the 90s made me turn away even further from music.

So why am I sharing all this? Because, miraculously, buried in all this general disenchantment with music was a small seed, and eventually that seed sprouted and grew into a renewed passion for creating music.

So, here I am in 2007, getting ready "to show those Sony BMGs and Universals of this world" that real music is alive and kicking! (Modesty is overrated, don't you think? ;)

Of course, the landscape of computer-based music creation has completely changed since I dabbled with those Atari computers and my trusty ole MIDI devices (of which the D-110, surprisingly, is still around as "the last survivor").

That pretty much means unlearning most of "the old ways" and familiarizing myself with a "brave new electronic music creation world". (Okay, the basics of MIDI are still the same; analog synths -- or their VST counterparts -- still have VCOs, VCFs, LFOs etc. as their basic functional units; the fundamental principles of mixing and mastering haven't changed; and nothing can replace a musical ear -- or make up for the lack of one.)

I'm looking forward to this exploration, saying to myself (doing my very best Jean-Luc Picard impression): "Let's see what's out there... engage!"